Monday, December 19, 2022

The Twelve Dates of Christmas by Jenny Bayliss

 



"All was silent but for the sound of lovers breathing and the beating of their two hearts made whole." 

Release Date: September 28, 2020
Genre: Holiday romance, fiction

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Summary:
 When it comes to relationships, thirty-four-year-old Kate Turney is ready to say, 'Bah, humbug." The sleepy town of Blexford, England, isn't exactly brimming with prospects, and anyway, Kate's found fulfillment in her career as a designer and in her delicious side job baking for her old friend Matt's neighborhood cafĂ©. But then her best friend signs her up for a dating agency that promises to help singles find love before the holidays. Twenty-three days until Christmas. Twelve dates with twelve different men. The odds must finally be in her favor...right?

Yet with each new date more disastrous than the one before-and the whole town keeping tabs on her misadventures-Kate must remind herself that sometimes love, like mistletoe, shows up where it's least expected. And maybe, just maybe, it's been right within her reach along...

Review:

This is a momentous occasion: I finished reading my very FIRST holiday romance book! Or really, any holiday book! For some reason, I have never been interested in reading a holiday or Christmas book but after being inspired by bookstagram, I sought to change that this year! One down, many more to go! However, I may only be able to read one this December, but I will get an early start next year and try to read more Christmas books in 2023!

This was a sweet Christmas book that had plenty of small-town charm and Christmas spirit. It just was missing something for me, the spark or the magic. However, I still really enjoyed this book! I think it was a great first read. 

For the most part, this book was extremely predictable. Almost immediately I jotted down to myself, “Kate ends up with Matt. Mac ends up with Evelyn. Duh.” That is okay though! This book wasn’t supposed to be revolutionary; it isn’t supposed to be. It is a feel-good romance. It was nice to follow these couples and see how they finally ended up together, but I do wish I could have spent more time getting to know these couples and their relationships. There was so much history that I felt never truly was unpacked.

I was initially worried about how we are going to fit 12 dates into such a small book, but I do feel like Jenny did a good job delivering. I feel that Jenny spent a good portion of the book describing the environment and nature around Kate and Blexford. I appreciate that to really be able to visualize the scenery of this book. However, I feel they were a bit too lengthy or too frequent for my taste. I could have spent more time on character dialogue or more time on the dates! Ultimately, all these dates were such DUDS. Except for Drew. Drew was honestly one of my favorite characters out of the entire book. I definitely needed more Drew time. Maybe a spin-off book?

I really love books with characters that have really odd careers. Kate was a perfect example of that. A fabric designer who bakes on the side? I was obsessed. Something so small but I love little details like that, and it really sucks me into their world. I loved the energy of this small town where everyone knows each other. I understand that it may get frustrating when EVERY person knows your business but also that whole town had Kate’s back and I find that so precious. I am from a big city, so I have never had that dynamic myself.

Definitely a sweet holiday romance book! Now that I have read one, I cannot wait to read many more! 

Quotes:
"A bigger pool doesn't necessarily mean a better swim."

"A man is like an optional extra; you should only take one on when it is beneficial to do so. It's like refraining from the fourth plate at the all-you-can-eat curry buffet. Just because it's there, doesn't mean you have to have it."

"She smiled to herself; the first coffee of the day was a joy unlike any other."

"Because that's what people in love do: they protect the hearts of those they love, even if that love will never be returned."

"Home wasn't her house, or this tiny village. Home was inside of her, in her heart, where Matt lived."

"And here is where I want to be, with you."

"All was silent but for the sound of the lovers breathing and the beating of their two hearts was made whole."













Wednesday, December 7, 2022

Love, Liana...Sincerely, Kade by Allie Doherty

 



"I think a lot of movies go underrated because men have the mindset that romance is feminine. I know you disagree, but love makes life worth living, and it's not only women who're alive. Men need love too." 

Release Date: September 27, 2022
Genre: Contemporary romance
TW: Drug abuse/addiction, domestic violence, trauma, homelessness 

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Summary:

Meet Liana Dawson, a perpetually single romantic-advice blogger. She's one set of granny-panties away from proclaiming herself New York City's version of Bridge Jones when she's hit with a fan demand for sex advice. With an unwavering belief in love (and rom-com superiority), there's no relationship problem Love, Liana can't fix...until a fascinating, albeit cocky, email paves the way to a whirlwind friendship that leaves Liana questioning everything she thought she knew about falling in love.

Enter Kade Jennings, the ass who wrote it. After writing in to a popular blog to get some answers about whether love exists, Kade receives an offer he can't refuse-one that throws his world of one-night stands, whiskey, and books into a tailspin at the hands of a woman he had no intention of ever meeting.

Liana knows love, Kade knows sex. They could be each other's perfect teachers...if they can keep their hands off long enough to learn. 

Review:
I really loved the concept of this book: love positive blogger needing sexpert advice and sex-drive man who is unsure if he has the capacity to love. 

I instantly fell in love with Liana's character; she is vibrant, intelligent, witty, compassionate. Liana doesn't view herself as confident or charismatic but she is sorely mistaken. When Kade was first introduced though...yeah, he gave me the ick. I did NOT like Kade when he was first introduced. "A man named Kade with a fascinating complex: an egotism he felt inferior about. And to top it all off, he didn't believe in love. How clichĂ© of a bachelor to say? To me, it sounded like an excuse to sleep with every woman he could from Manhattan to Jersey, and back again." If I was Liana, I wouldn't have even responded to his email but I understand that she was required to respond to her readers. So yeah, for a good portion I was not Kade's #1 fan. It wasn't until we really delved into the nooks and crannies of his dark past that I was able to see how this present-day Kade came to fruition. I thoroughly enjoyed the witty banter and instant connection between our duo. I think their relationship started off as enemies-to-lovers but quickly turned to friends-to-lovers. The stark differences between these two was interesting to read. I also really enjoyed reading about Kade falling for Liana, especially since was a first for him. 

When Liana and Kade finally got together...I jotted down this note to myself, "That AMAZING feeling when the slow burn romance finally happens. My heart is beating out of my chest. I have that wonderful tingling feeling all over. Just to take that moment, stop to close the book, SQUEAL OUT OF EXCITEMENT, and then get right back to it." That accurately described my reaction when the pair finally consummated their relationship. Is that a super outdated way to say there was a spicy, intimate sex scene? I digress. But then things...went way too fast. How quickly they rushed into things made me feel extremely uneasy. I do feel this was mainly on Kade's part but it truly was the blind leading the blind. I knew there was an impending rupture ahead. Cue the third-act breakup. I despite third-act breakups but really any breakup in a romance book. I also watch a lot of k-dramas that utilize this ALL the time; I hate them in k-dramas as well. I was not shocked when the break up finally happened. I suppose it makes sense for the trajectory of their relationship and with Kade's previous history. It felt like an emotional rollercoaster but fortunately I did not vomit at the end of this rollercoaster. 

Let's talk Liana's family. It is obvious that the reader is supposed to hate Liana's half-sister, Zoe or her father, Eric. That was easy to get across. I hated both of them. I did feel like the back story with her father was a running theme throughout the entire book but ultimately wasn't appropriately delved into or addressed. It felt unnecessary. I absolutely did not like Liana's sister, Kit, whatsoever. This is supposed to be Liana's only family who loves her unconditionally and is her only true confidant? Then I feel very sorry for Liana. I cannot fathom how these two ever had a proper relationship. How Kit behaved was inexcusable and will require LOTS of work to repair that relationship, but it is hard to believe there was ever a solid foundation. I don't think Kit redeemed herself even slightly in the end. I saw other people who reviewed this book felt very differently in this regard. They felt Liana was being unfair to her family and she was selfish for not forgiving these atrocities. I completely disagree. You are allowed to not have people in your life who are bad people and are bad for you. It is acceptable to cut people out of your life. This goes for Luca as well.

This book delved into a lot of tough issues including drug abuse/addiction, domestic abuse/violence, trauma and homelessness. I think Allie Doherty did a good job of addressing these tough topics but still remaining a very light-hearted nature with the book. This book was NOT about highlighting these issues but rather about how these were intrinsically connected to our main characters but did not define them. I have previously been in an abusive relationship before. I had not expected this topic to come up in this book. It took me back at first but Allie Doherty did provide some insightful points in regards to abusive relationships. Liana's quote about abusive relationships and how the abuser makes the other person feel like they are in a kaleidoscope/having tunnel vision, was so accurately described. I would tread carefully when reading this book though, thus the trigger warning at the top, because these topics may be triggering for readers. 

Overall, I really enjoyed the beginning half of the book. I loved Liana's character, the instant undeniable chemistry, the witty banter and the spicy scenes were muy caliente! It is the latter half of the book that failed to meet my expectations. I felt there was so much potential in this concept but ultimately did not deliver. It truly was an average book. I would not find myself reaching for this book again but it could be a a fun read for someone else. 


Quotes:
"I think a lot of movies go underrated because men have the mindset that romance is feminine. I know you disagree, but love makes life worth living, and it's not only women who're alive. Men need love too." 

"Perhaps it was a character flaw that I thought real-life romance couldn't measure up against the movies. I'd locked myself away, substituting my chance at love for stories about love, convinced the real thing would pale in comparison. Boy, was I wrong. In movies, moments so intense were accompanied by a soft orchestra playing a piano-heavy instrumental in the background. But the stillness that settled between us surpassed every moment I'd ever watched with flutters in my stomach, telling myself a love so deep couldn't exist beyond the screen." 

"I wish Stephanie could see sense, but she's blinded by Cleo. Abusive people have a knack at leaving their victims with tunnel vision, as though looking through a kaleidoscope. Everything around Stephanie is a jumble of overwhelming swirls and shapes she can't make out...The only thing she can see clearly is Cleo, standing at the end of the tunnel like a warm bright light, unaware she's an oncoming train in disguise." 

"The problem with Liana was that she threw out the book on everything I thought I knew. Or, rather, she made me want to throw it out."

"You're not broken," I said, unable to believe he thought so little of himself. "You're a little bit cracked, but so am I. That's what makes us human...it's what's making me fall for you." 










Thursday, November 24, 2022

The Four Horsemen series by Laura Thalassa

  



“They came to the earth-Pestilence, War, Famine, Death-four horsemen riding their screaming steeds, racing to the corners of the world. Four horsemen with the power to destroy all of humanity. They came to earth, and they came to end us all.”

Release Date: March 2018-November 2021

Genre: Fantasy, romance fiction

TW: trauma/PTSD, scenes of physical abuse/torture, graphic death/violence, talk of rape/attempted rape, war themes, loss of a loved one/grief

I have finally completed all four books from the Four Horseman series from Laura Thalassa! Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death.


It feels like it has taken forever for me to complete the series (even though I just started reading in October) but wanted to read other books in-between to really drag out the series since I didn’t want it to end! 


I decided instead of doing an individual review post for each book, I would combine all 4 into one review! Although now that I have finished, this was definitely a big task at hand to review 4 books at once. Moving forward, I’ll probably do each individual book! We’re learning, we’re growing, that’s what this is all about! 


I’ll be honest, I do not know very much about the four horsemen of the apocalypse…like, at all. So when I found out there was a fiction series about the four of them and features sexy, steamy romance? Oh yeah, sign me up! Let’s be clear: this is NOT a conventional, fluffy romance novel: it is dark, graphic, and touches on a lot of difficult themes/topics. The themes of these books are wholly unique as well as the characters in the stories. These men are the antagonists, the anti-heroes. The women are the protagonists and they are bad-ass. There are a lot of moral gray areas in these books. I would highly recommend reading these novels; it is such a unique concept that has not been done before. It is philosophical and thought-provoking. I love how we were able to examine humanity and spirituality through a magnifying glass. Also do not forget the romance and the sexiness littered throughout the books. Definitely helps the difficult parts of these books go down much easier. My biggest takeaway: it isn’t humanity that saved itself, it was four badass women that saved the day ultimately. Just saying. 


Now let’s get on with the individual reviews!



Pestilence (Book One)

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Summary:

When Pestilence comes for Sara Burn’s town, one thing is certain: everyone she knows and loves is marked for death. Unless, of course, the angelic-looking horseman is stopped, which is exactly what Sara has in mind when she shoots the unholy beast off his steed. Too bad no one told her Pestilence can’t be killed. Now the horseman, very much alive and very pissed off, has taken her prisoner, and he’s eager to make her suffer. Only, the longer she’s with him, the more uncertain she is about his true feelings towards her…and hers towards him. And now, well, Sara might still be able to save the world, but in order to do so, she’ll have to sacrifice her heart in the process.


Review:


"He’s sheathed in golden armor and mounted on a white steed. At his back is a bow and quiver. His blonde hair is pressed down by a crown of gold, and his face-his face is angelic, proud. He’s almost too much to look at. Too breathtaking, too noble, too ominous.”


The first book sets the mood for the rest of the books to come. Enter Sara Burns, our badass firefighter ready to risk her life killing the horseman for the sake of humanity. Then there is Pestilence, ready to watch the world crumble to his horrible diseases… or is he? Pestilence is our first taste of the horseman and he is ruthless, or at least it seems that way. He is so naĂŻve and innocent when it comes to the ways of man. The only thing he does understand is disease. 


The romance in this book is definitely a slow burn. It takes a lot longer to develop in book one versus the other books. There is an overall theme of Stockholm Syndrome in this book (actually all of the books) so be warned. Sara is Pestilence’s captive. A horseman is set to kill all of humanity and a human who is his captive is not willingly going to fall in love. I think having a slow burn romance is much more appropriate, as much as it can be, in a setting such as this.


Pestilence is also the first horseman that is willing to sacrifice his purpose for his love of Sara and for humanity. This has never been done before. The amount of love and bravery it took for Pestilence to make that sacrifice. Pestilence has to be one of my favorite horsemen. Although, there is currently a tie between him and Famine right now, so I am not sure who shall come out victorious.


Quotes:


“Love is the greatest gift we can give or receive.”


“I came to conquer this land and its people, but instead, one of its people conquered me.”


“A woman should not be oddly pleasing. She should be a ball busting, skull-crushing, badass motherfucker who is impossible to forget.” 


"Love has a funny way of rearranging priorities."





War (Book Two)

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Summary:

The day Jerusalem falls, Miriam Elmahdy knows her life is over. Houses are burning, the streets run red with blood, and a traitorous army is massacring every last resident. There is no surviving this, especially not once Miriam catches the eye of War himself. But when the massive and terrifying horseman corners Miriam, he calls her his wife, and instead of killing her, he takes her back to his camp. Now Miriam faces a terrifying future, one where she watches her world burn town by town, and the one many responsible for it all is her seemingly indestructible “husband.” But there’s another side to him, one that’s gentle and loving and dead set on winning her over, and she might not be strong enough to resist. However, if there’s one thing Miriam has learned, it’s that love and war cannot coexist. And so she must make the ultimate choice: surrender to War and watch humankind fall, or sacrifice everything and stop him. 


Review:


"A monster of a man sits on his blood-red steed, a massive sword strapped to his back. There are gold rings in his dark hair and kohl thickly lines his eyes. His cheekbones are high and the scowl he wears makes him look absolutely petrifying."



This book was such a stark difference in comparison to Pestilence. I definitely appreciated the difference in scenery in this book in comparison to Pestilence. I actually appreciated all the different changes of scenery/location in all the books as well. It really changed the mood and added more diversity to all the books.


However, the murders and attempted rape seemed to be more frequent, graphic, and hard to read. Although, this does accurately depict the worst in humanity, so I understand why it may have been essential to the book, especially when describing war.


I appreciated the push and pull, the tug-of-war, between War and Miriam. They both required a surrender and sacrifice but both individuals are so stubborn and head-strong. I appreciated the insights into War’s experience with mankind. “War is the only horseman who has lived in human’s hearts. He knew men’s hearts intimately and judged them.” I will say that War was my least favorite of all the books. I’m so sorry if this book and War himself was your favorite out of the series!


Quotes:


“For your soft heart.”


“All creatures can experience pestilence, famine, and death but war, true war that is a singularly human experience.”


“Over the course of human existence, your kind has come up with hundreds of thousands of words for everything imaginable, yet somehow none of you have figured out how to actually speak your mind.”




Famine (Book Three)

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Summary:

Ana da Silva always assumed she’d die young, she just never expected it to be at the hands of Famine, the haunting immortal who once spared her life so many years ago. But if the horseman remembers her at all, he must not care, for when he comes face to face with him for the second time in her life, she’s stabbed and left for dead. Only, she doesn’t quite die. If there’s one thing Famine is good at, it’s cruelty. And how these blighted bastards deserve it. Try as he might, he can’t forget what they once did to him. But when Ana, a ghost from his past, corners him and promises pain for what he so recently did to her, she and her empty threats captivate him, and he decides to keep her around. In spite of themselves, Ana and Famine are drawn to each other. But at the end of the day, the two are enemies. Nothing changes that. Not one kind act, not two. And definitely not a few steamy nights. But enemies or reluctant lovers, if they don’t stop themselves soon, heaven will. 


Review:


“His hair is the color of melted caramel, his sun-kissed skin only a shade or two lighter. There’s this sharp, chiseled line of his jaw, the high brow and cheekbones, and the haughty curve of his lips. Most striking of all are those moss green eyes of his. Devilish. His shoulders are broad, and that bronze armor, embossed with spiraling floral designs, fits snugly against his powerful, sculpted physique. Up close, his beauty is a shock to my system.”


When I first started reading the third book, I was not a fan of Famine. Famine as a character was such a jack-ass. I was struggling to see why anyone would like him. I guess that was the whole point. He is supposed to be this monster that was impossible to love. But he swiftly became a lovable jack-ass that curled his vines around my heart. There is lots of violence in this book as well. Lots of violence and torture. Well, all of the books are that way but I feel War and Famine had the bulk of it. It was very difficult to read all of the horrific things that happened to Famine. It is hard to not understand why he is so spiteful and loves killing to be honest.


I thoroughly enjoyed Ana. She had been beat down over and over again but she kept getting back up. She was such a fighter and admired that so much. It was also difficult but important to read about all the atrocities men have inflicted upon Ana, especially as a sex worker. However, despite all of that, she once again refused to stop fighting.


I also absolutely loved the banter between Famine and Ana. This book has to be the most humorous out of all the books. I loved the connection that formed between the pair. They both have had the most horrific things happen to them by the hands of men and that bonded them. But also the kindness and compassion they showed to each other.


I also really enjoyed that Famine was willing to give up his purpose not for humanity, who he still deemed unfit, but simply for Ana and being able to live and grow old with her. That was so special.


I genuinely was pissed off at Death at the end of this book. I was NOT looking forward to his book with how he acted at the end of book three.


Quotes:


"I feel...everything," he finally says. "Every blade of grass, every drop of rain, every centimeter of sunbaked clay. I am the storm that rolls in, I am the wind that carries the bird and the butterfly."


"I'm fucking over being forced to fit into roles of men have out for me."


"I'm a bar-fighting, pussy-hustling, scrappy-ass bitch, and I'm not going to just go along with this quietly."


"You were made from the earth," I whisper to her skin, "I can feel the universe moving through you, and yet you are something else unto yourself."


"That's the difference between me and my brothers," he continues. "We are all meant to ravage the world, but we have our distinctions: War is the most human, Pestilence perhaps next. But even Thanatos-Death-is intimately connected to life. I am the one least truly alive. I have more in common with wildfires and clouds and mountains than I do anything else. So to be something that lives and breathes is a stifling, unpleasant experience. I am...trapped in this flesh."


"I love you, you foolish little flower."



Death (Book Four)

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Summary:
The day Death comes to Lazarus Gaumond's town and kills everyone in one fell swoop, the last thing he expects to see is a woman left alive and standing. But Lazarus has her own extraordinary gift: she cannot be killed-not by humans, not by the elements, not by Death himself. She is the one soul Death doesn't recognize. The one soul he cannot pry free from her flesh. Nor can he ignore the unsettling desire he has for her. Take her. He wants to, desperately. And the longer she tries to stop him from his killing spree, the stronger she becomes. When Lazarus crosses paths with the three other horseman, an unthinkable situation leads to a terrible deal: seduce Death, save the world. A hopeless task, made all the worse by the bad blood between her and Thanatos. But Death's attraction to her is undeniable, and try though she might, Lazarus cannot stay away from the ancient, beautiful being and his dark embrace. The end is here. Humankind is set to perish, and not even the horseman can stop Death from fulfilling his final task.

Only Lazarus can. 

Review:
"He is dressed to do battle-though who could possibly stand against him is a mystery. That armor gleams as though it's freshly polished, and those massive black wings lay folded at his back, so large that the tips of them nearly touch the ground. As the horseman rides, his eyes are pinned to something in the distance. His face is solemn and captivating. I swear that I've seen the arch of that brow and the slope of that nose before in my dreams. And I've imagined the curve of those lips, the press of those cheekbones, and the cut of that jaw in every tragic poem read by candlelight. He is more beautiful than I can make sense of and more terrifying than I could've imagined."

As stated before, I was extremely disappointed with Thanatos when he made his appearance at the end of Famine. However, I do think that Thanatos redeemed himself in this book. I was ready to fully hate Thanatos with all of my being when starting this book but he had quite the opposite effect. He was the horseman I grew to love the quickest. He is Death himself but does not like taking lives. He was so sweet, thoughtful but also hell-bent on completely his otherworldly, destructive task.

Once again, another amazing female protagonist, Lazarus is such a headstrong badass woman who has slain Death himself time and time again. They had a fun little cat-and-mouse game for most of the book.

Laura Thalassa truly does an amazing job creating characters with so much depth. Also does a great job at capturing the essence of good sex with her writing. Truly an art form.

I thoroughly enjoyed seeing all the horsemen featured in this book. To see sweet Victor (Pestilence) and War grow older warmed my heart. Then to have sassy Famine in the bunch still immortal and hating humanity. definitely a treat to see their interactions and commentary. Although during the epic battle scene, having to read about these amazing horseman suffering and hurting, ugh. I was hurting too!

I think the way this series ended was phenomenal. I am normally a big stickler for book endings, and most don't satisfy me but this one definitely did. I definitely cried at the last chapter.

Quotes:
"Yes, but life and death are lovers, kismet. They always choose each other in the end."

"He has yet to realize that you don't have to cut someone to make them bleed. Take away the most precious thing they have, and they will suffer."

"To live is to die," he adds. "That was the agreement you made when you came into this world. You cannot have one without the other. All your life, all your suffering, all your loss-it was all for this." he gestures to the dead around us, his wings spreading wide. "You all have been running towards me your entire life."

Pestilence adds, "We gave up our immortality and the vast extent of our powers because we believe that despite our task, humans are worthy of living." Famine huffs, glancing away. "Ignore him," War says. "He's still bitter that Death didn't find his motives pure enough to strip him of his immortality." "Humans are retched," Famine says. "I don't know why I must change my mind about that first."

"There, standing over the threshold of the afterlife, are my brothers, their wives. And Lazarus, my sweet Lazarus. She opens her arms, and I walk into them. And once again, I am home."


Favorite books in the series (in order):
Death, Pestilence, Famine, War

Favorite horseman (in order):
Pestilence, Famine, Death, War

Favorite female protagonists (in order):
Ana, Lazarus, Sara, Miriam








Friday, November 18, 2022

When Life Gives You Vampires by Gloria Duke

 




"To anyone who has ever thought the size or shape of their body made them somehow less. You are so much more!"

Release Date: October 27, 2022
Genre: Paranormal romance, contemporary romance
TW: fatphobia, body-shaming, diet culture, toxic parent, blood, injury, discussion of consent/mind control

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Summary:

So much for the afterlife.

Twenty-five-year-old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. Waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imaged, Lily's determined to get to the bottom of it, or diet (again) trying.

Tristan hadn't meant to turn Lily-it's against vampire law-but now that she's here, they need to team up to save both their hides. They strike on uneasy truce, fending off other vampires. Lily's work rival turned slayer, and her mother's tone-deaf romance and fitness advice...all while Lily faces down her insecurities about the fact that she lives in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age, never die, and never change. 

Falling for her maddeningly gorgeous sire? Easy. Surviving an ancient vampire master determined to see her twice dead? Piece of cake. But can Lily ever truly learn to love the woman she'll be forever more?

Review:

I’m definitely a sucker (partially intended pun) for a good book cover. The cover immediately drew me in to this modern-day vampire romance novel. I read the summary and was beyond excited to read about modern day vampires, a plus-size baddie, and a self-acceptance journey with a light-heartened, comedic tone throughout the book.

I desperately wanted to love this book. My high expectations, ultimately, fell flat. Gloria Duke truly had an amazing concept on her hands but shoved too much information into a measly 327 pages. I could easily see this book being split into a duology instead. I think this would have provided a better landscape to allow the plot to develop as well as the characters. However, this was not a duology and thus, must review it as is. Let’s begin:

Lily, our plus-size baddie main character. I immediately was drawn to Lily, her independence, and her body image struggles. I appreciate her independence and strength throughout the book. I also really appreciate Lily’s hilarious commentary. I wish there was more time to see Lily develop as a character though. I thought this book was going to be very profound when it came to self-love and body acceptance, but it did not deliver. How could it have possibly delivered? There was no time with introducing new characters, becoming a vampire, a budding romance, an evil foe to defeat, a vampire slayer to deal with…there was simply too much. Lily went from extreme dieting to loving herself in such a short time when, realistically, this would have taken a lot more time to progress. I would have loved to read through this growth, but it felt rushed.

Tristan, our brooding love interest. Tristan fell short. I wanted to fall in love with this swoon-worthy, modern-day vampire but it missed the mark completely. I was more interested in other characters than Tristan. Even side characters like Evan, Raven, even Gideon had more intrigue than Tristan.

Cat, our smart and beautiful best friend. I really appreciated Cat and Lily’s friendship. What I appreciated more? The small insights into the toxicity of Lily’s insecurities spewing onto Cat and her self-esteem.  Everyone has their own insecurities. I do not care what size the person is or how beautiful someone thinks they are; everyone has their own unique insecurities with themselves. Cat is a beautiful woman whose intelligence is constantly overlooked, even by her best friend. I think it is a great lesson to learn that we all need to be kinder to ourselves and others.

Lily’s mom, our toxic body-negative mother. Lily’s mom has spent her entire life commenting on her weight, buying her too small articles of clothing, and encouraging unhealthy diet culture. Lily can never be enough for her mother. Some of the biggest flaws I found with this book were with the relationship between Lily and her mother. Specifically, that the amount of emotional trauma Lily’s mom has caused is so casually brought up and discussed. While it is admitted that the pair have a lot of work in the future to improve their relationship, essentially, all her previous atrocities have been forgiven. No harm, no foul.  Wrong. It is completely acceptable to cut ties with your mother if it is not helpful for you and your mental health. It is also completely acceptable to never forgive her. A casual apology for your mom about YEARS of trauma is unacceptable. There needs to be physical proof of her educating herself and showing she is changing.

Overall, I really wanted to love this book. I thought it would check all the boxes but sadly, it did not. As stated previously, if we just had more time to really delve into these plot lines and characters, I think it would have been a more successful novel.  I think that it is a light-hearted book that is worth the read but disappointment may await you in the end. Also, if topics such as body image, dieting, or toxic parents can be triggering, avoid this book altogether. 

Quotes:
"To anyone who has ever thought the size or shape of their body made them somehow less. You are so much more!"

"Life was a lot harder then. People looked older. Aged more quickly. But if I understand what you're really asking," he says, "rest assured. No matter how many centuries pass, you'll still look as young and lovely as you do today."

"In case you haven't noticed by now, I'm not one of your beautiful but helpless damsels in distress."

"Lily is that rare combination of beauty and strength."

"And all at once, the body I've always thought was way too big seems much too small to contain my happiness."

"I write about romantic heroines, but Lily, you are my heroine." He strokes his thumb across my cheek, and my whole undead being springs to life. "You are more beautiful, more courageous, and yes, my darling, more maddening than anyone I could ever have imagined. And never have I ever loved anyone the way I love you."

"And when I look up and see the uncluttered racks, the unstuffed shelves, I know, it's actually a win. I mean, when you let go of the things that squeeze and poke and pinch at you, it opens up room for all kinds of other things to come into your life. Better things. Things that really do fit."



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